I hate people sometimes

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck) 03/10/2016 at 09:19 • Filed to: None

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Somebody keeps letting their dog pee on my car. Tuesday I had to hose off my front bumper and this morning I noticed this which would’ve had to happen sometime yesterday afternoon. It could be 2 separate instances in two separate neighborhoods or the same dog. There’s only 2 neighborhoods I’ve street parked this week.

Nibby > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 09:26

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Pee on their dog.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 09:26

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That’s incredibly messed up.

Time to go stake out mode

Night vision googles if necessary

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 09:27

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Sometimes? I find always hating people is much easier...that way no one can be offended since you hate everyone equally

TheRealBicycleBuck > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 09:32

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Follow them home and pee on their car.

450X_FTW > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 09:32

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Get a motion activated trail cam so you know which dog to pee on

TheHondaBro > Nibby 03/10/2016 at 09:33

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This is good advice.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 09:49

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watch and set the alarm off when they pee

Funktheduck > OPPOsaurus WRX 03/10/2016 at 09:51

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It's happening when I'm away

Funktheduck > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/10/2016 at 09:52

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It's happening during the day while I'm working.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 09:58

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So you’re saying you don’t need the night vision?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 10:04

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Keep track of where it happens and avoid that street/block. You will make yourself sick if you try to catch the perpetrator.

Takuro Spirit > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 10:07

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Dachcam. Big memory card. Point it out the side window.

Funktheduck > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/10/2016 at 10:14

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Who doesn't? In this instance I don't

Funktheduck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/10/2016 at 10:16

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It's happening while I work. Can't avoid but can narrow down

Funktheduck > Takuro Spirit 03/10/2016 at 10:16

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Have dashcam but I blew the fuse so I need to get a new one

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/10/2016 at 10:20

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The Googles! They do nothing!

-this space for rent- > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 10:23

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http://home.howstuffworks.com/how-to-make-ho…

BorkBorkBjork > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 10:39

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It’s kind of hard to stop. Once one dog marks it, other dogs will smell it and keep marking it. Its probably not a single perpetrator.

Meatcoma > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 10:56

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Looks like that dog is just trying to clean your wheels of all that brake dust. Kudos doggie.

Funktheduck > Meatcoma 03/10/2016 at 11:05

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I know. It's been filthy for a while now. Been busy with work. Don't get home till near or after dark. When I have time it's either been raining or will rain the next day. I should have time to give it a little love today even though it's supposed to rain this weekend.

Meatcoma > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 11:13

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haha I’m just teasing.

The Compromiser > Funktheduck 03/10/2016 at 19:42

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It’s not the dog...